When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!
If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes!
Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
And 'fuck you' to those who don't!
I was like 'Whatever Bitches' and the bitches whatevered!
In today's relationship:
You can touch each other's private parts.
But you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private!
Uncle: Beta Shaadi Kar Lo.
Boy: Nahi Uncle Yeh Pant Par Dahi Giri Hai!
A year ago I decided that I'll smoke only after sex.
Well, I haven't smoked in a year!
Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said, "You are being charged with being good in bed."
90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence!
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!
Masturbation is the only thing that is not taxed, regulated or illegal. That's your 'freedom'. You are free to go fuck yourself!
