A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved.
It's called marriage!
I regret choosing to be an accountant.
I thought "double entry" was something else!
No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid!
Kid 1: Penchod
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
My bachelor friend told me that he hasn't had sex in such a long time that he's beginning to feel like he's married!
1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April!
I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex.
She said, "There isn't just enough time!"
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!
Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
