1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April!
I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex.
She said, "There isn't just enough time!"
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!
Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
Girls:
1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!
900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask.
30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom!
Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
Rose Dene Wali Nahi,
Roz Dene Wali Chahiye!
Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
