Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
Kal Se Jo Shuru Hone Wala Hai,
Usko Dekhne Ke Liye Bhagwaan Sabhi Singles Ko Shakti Pradaan Kare!
Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai!
Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
Motivational quotes are like orgasms. Pretty moving at the instant but don't last long and you basically seek again!
Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!
Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon!
Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
And then God created the orgasm.
So women can moan even when they are happy!
