My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
Dear God,
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
Dating tip:
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
Classhole(n)
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai!
A good woman will make you a sandwich.
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.
She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
