How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female?
If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.
In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.
After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run!
Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: That I married you for your money!
5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means...
You missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife,
You are fucked!
Of course, men are like babies. The first sight of a nipple and they can't think of anything else!
Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!
Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
"Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
There are two types of people:
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
Masturbation is easy.
Choosing a video is tough!
Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
