Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!
Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
"Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
There are two types of people:
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
Masturbation is easy.
Choosing a video is tough!
Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
Unfuckwithable (adj.)
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
Bisexual (adj.)
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
Breaking News:
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
