Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
#AssemblyElections2018
Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
What do you call a person who begs for sex?
A Fuckeer!
Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
