What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...
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Well, nothing has changed ever since!
Sec 497 - Vice is ok
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
Gay-sex, not a crime!
Adultery, not a crime !!
The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.
Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"
A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing
Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
#Sec497
It is said that Women come from VENUS.
Men come from MARS.
Then where do GAYS come from?
Answer: URANUS!
Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
And then the Lordship said:
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
#Section377
It's 2018 ladies.
Treat your man right or another man will!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
