Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
English: Let the dicks come.
Hindi: Aandolan!
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.
I chose, head over heels!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
What is money kept inside the blouse called?
Tit-coins?
Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.
~ Ice Cream
Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
