Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg!
Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan!
The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
Is it in?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
The sex calendar:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
