The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
Is it in?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
The sex calendar:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
