A man appeared in an interview:
Interviewer: What is your strength?
Man: My wife.
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
Man: Others' wives!
Fasterbating:
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story?
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
When you count... it's push-ups!
When you don't... it's sex!
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly!
The best thing about dating Dracula?
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!
