Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.
All the best for 2018!
Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!
"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!
How people motivate you in India?
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
