Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!
"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!
How people motivate you in India?
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!
