Winter Tips:
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips!
Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
What did I learn today?
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!
Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused!
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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"Line Mein Khada Hona"!
A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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Chutiya Saala!
