Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache!
During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you."
Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.
Grandmother: Shut up, war is war!
A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:
'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
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Lauda!
