Straight men really need to start appreciating gay men... not only do they leave more women for them, they actually take out another dude from the game!
There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table!
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Woman: Pepper!
Rajesh: Hi Reema.
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
