Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
Wet Noses!
I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
Same can be said of girls!
Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
Why can't women play ice-hockey?
They have to change their pads after every period!
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
