Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
Friends are like orgasms.
Nobody wants a fake one!
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
"Lemme put is this way"
~ gist of Kamasutra
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
