How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time!
Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
