I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...
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Erection!
While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
Might have been written while masturbating!
Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
Hold her hands in public,
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Fold her legs in private!
A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!
Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
