Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone!
Dear Olive Oil,
You're either Virgin or you are not.
There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!
The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!
He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?"
She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
Attended a GST workshop.
The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."
I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!
MODINOMICS:
If you withdraw, you get 4500.
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
The secret to a good marriage is having sex at least 3 times a week.
And at least once with your wife!
Two guys over a drink at the bar.
Chump: You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
Chucky: Let me give you an example. Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have you, and to your right is a very horny gay man."
Chump: So where's the dilemma?"
Chucky: To whom do you turn your back?"
