NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy!
My girlfriend used to be scared of the dark. Then she saw me naked.
Now she is scared of the light!
My wife's favorite sexual position is called `Make it quick`!
Six topless women sound nice, dozen tit?
Punjabi Orgasm:
Chal Utar Ja Kamine, Mainu Hor Vi Kamm Ne!
Text Change - Sabse Tez Jalne Wali Cheez:
Sodium X
Petrol X
Logon Ki Gaand √
The Vagina:
The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!
Mother-in-Law: Ab To 2 Se 3 Ho Jao.
Daughter-in-law: Threesome Ke Liye Aap Ka Beta Nahi Maanega!
The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed!