Punjabi Orgasm:
Chal Utar Ja Kamine, Mainu Hor Vi Kamm Ne!
Text Change - Sabse Tez Jalne Wali Cheez:
Sodium X
Petrol X
Logon Ki Gaand √
The Vagina:
The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!
Mother-in-Law: Ab To 2 Se 3 Ho Jao.
Daughter-in-law: Threesome Ke Liye Aap Ka Beta Nahi Maanega!
The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed!
A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls!
Someone asked a retiree, "Do you have a job?"
He replied, "I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," he said, "My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it."
The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living!
My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having!
Apni Girlfriend Ka Mood Janane Ke Liye Ek Dabaye.
Mood Achha Ho To Dono Dabaye!
