Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
Husband: OK!
Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt!
Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal!
Girl: I wish I could see the future.
Boy: Remove your clothes and stand in a doggy position.
Girl: No, you will fuck me.
Boy: See, you can see the future!
Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!