Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
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what about adults missing adultery?
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
A padded bra is like real estate.
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly!
