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Vodafone Idea is now Vi
Vi Mumbai
Vi Delhi
Vi Ahmedabad
Vi Kolkata
Imagine their Agra office!

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Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!

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The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn!

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When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!

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What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sunder Pichai

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If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?

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What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
Chacha Chaudri!

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A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!

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Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"

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If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both!