For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!
Be like Boobs:
Socially distanced and covered with masks!
When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
Wisdom will kill me someday!
Who is the best blonde secretary?
One that never misses a period!
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
Vodafone Idea is now Vi
Vi Mumbai
Vi Delhi
Vi Ahmedabad
Vi Kolkata
Imagine their Agra office!
Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn!
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sunder Pichai
