I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
It was filed under the category 'Reality'!
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!"
NEWS Flash:
Viagra Shipment Stolen.
Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals!
What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore will have sex with anybody,
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A bitch will have sex with anybody except you!
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks!
Man: When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself, the nurse does it for me.
Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here!
Jeans Ka Dukh Aur Pyajame Ka Sukh...
Gaand Mein Khujli Ke Waqt Hi Pata Chalta Hai!
There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, "Orgy"?
Banta: Bas Ji Changa!
Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,
I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead!
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!
Women, I can't figure them out!