Seeing how some people wear masks, now I understand why condoms fail!
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "I'm tired", `I'm washing my hair", "I've got a headache", I'm your sister-in-law!
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what?
Don't stop when you are tired.
Stop when you are done.
~ Sunny Leone
Motivational Speaker
Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
* A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun!
In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.
Even though she had Saif sex!
After researchers have found that women jog without bra get bigger breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
According to a survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of women. Because women are too judgemental, while men are just grateful!
Pickup line of 2020:
Can I socially distance your legs?
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?