There is no difference between man and mouse...
both fall prey to pussy!
If you stick your head between two breast implants, are you technically in Silicon Valley?
The new girl at work blew a fuse today because I asked if she spits or swallows.
It seemed like a perfectly reasonable question, considering we work as wine tasters!
If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check!
Breaking News:
Another COVID forced merger.
Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.
The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!
Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!
Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!
Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!
I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.
You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?
What do you call a devotee of porn?
CumBhakt!
A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!