We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!
Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!
Santa has always been a quick thinker.
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy!
At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)
Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!
Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!
Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you!
I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!
Breaking News:
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.
Says, "Go Fuck Yourself"!
The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber!