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We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!

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Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!

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Santa has always been a quick thinker.
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy!

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At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)

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Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!

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Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!

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Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you!

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I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!

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Breaking News:
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.
Says, "Go Fuck Yourself"!

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The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber!