Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.
Banta: How did you know he was blind?
Santa: It wasn't hard!
Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.
CO: Gaya Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Keeta Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si!
A fan updated Brazil vs Croatia score
3 BRA - 1 CR
Alia Bhatt commented: Very expensive!
There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?
Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis!
Karma is like 69:
You get what you give!
As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
