There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?
Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis!
Karma is like 69:
You get what you give!
As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?
Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!
Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
