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What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?
Jhuth - Muth!

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The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...
Micro and Soft.

The judge said, "It took you 27 years to figure it out."
She said, "Bill kept on promising an upgrade!"

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Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!

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The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!

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If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!

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Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!

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A plant that can save you from COVID.
Plant your ass at home and don't move!

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Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!

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A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable!

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Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!