Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
A very short story and an end to a friendship.
Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"
The End
Mirza Ghalib meets a hooker and asks,
"Aap Kii Tariff?"
What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?
Jhuth - Muth!
The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...
Micro and Soft.
The judge said, "It took you 27 years to figure it out."
She said, "Bill kept on promising an upgrade!"
Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!
The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
A plant that can save you from COVID.
Plant your ass at home and don't move!
