Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
Hila-ry Thi
A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!"
A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
Twada Sex Sex
Sada Sex - Porn
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years!
If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!
Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!
