How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!
Murdering English:
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
If we press hard she will give lower too!
Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
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A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!"
A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
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Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years!
If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!
