Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
Same comment, different Ass-essments!
If you are having a bad day, just remember there are females out there who gonna take a small dick tonight and act as they love it because it's their man!
Business Models are always difficult to understand.
Cigarette companies kill their best customers and Condom companies restrict their future customers!
Still, both companies are profitable!
Girl 1: Fuck anyone who doesn't like you.
Girl 2: Wow, that's a lot of sex!
Rohit is not fit, Ishant ruled out due to injury.
The only Sharma that will deliver this Australian summer is Anushka!
The UK asked a few happy customers of Pfizer. They were already satisfied using Viagra.
This is how Pfizer got COVID vaccine approval!
Ophthalmologist: Have you been sleeping with your contacts?
Girl: No... no... not all of them!
Two men fighting over one slut.
That, my friend, is called a Tug-of-Whore!
Friend 1: I am in depression. I need to talk.
Friends: Bhosdike Tera Hamesha Ka Randi Rona Hai. Chutiyapaa Karke Pehle Khud Apni Gaand Marwayega Aur Baad Mein Depressed Ho Jayega.
Abbe Lawde Jab Gaand Mein Dum Hai Hi Nahi Toh Udta Hua Teer Gaand Mein Lene Ki Zarurat Kya Hai Bhenchod!
Friend 1: Abhi Thoda Better Feel Ho Raha Hai. Thanks!
What do you call the CEO of Audi?
Boss'Audi'Ka!