Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Scientists have come up with a new unit to measure intelligence. It's called Bhatt.
Maximum is Arya Bhatt and minimum is Alia Bhatt!
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
Varun Dhawan updated his FB after watching the opening World Cup match status:
Wow... 3 BRA - 1 CR.
Alia Bhatt commented
"OMG! Soo expensive..."
Alia: Is this Mumbai Metro a train or a hospital?
Friend: Huh???
Alia: They are saying "Mumbai metro to start OPERATIONS from tomorrow"!
Dear TV Channels,
Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?
Thanks!
With record breaking votes, Modi is successful in securing second position in the minds of the Indian youth.
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The first position is still with Sunny Leone!
Box Office Report:
"The Xpose" featuring Himesh Reshammiya performs better than Congress!
Warning:
If you ever receive an email or message saying "You have won two free tickets to a Himesh Reshammiya's movie Xpose", DO NOT OPEN.
It ACTUALLY contains two free tickets!