Banta: In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
Santa: Lucky Anil Kapoor!

This was Manyata's (Sanjay Dutt wife) 3rd marriage. And all her husbands are in Jail. Now we request her to marry some corrupt political leader.
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Sanjay Dutt conviction:
Sanjay Dutt should actually only serve 39 months in jail considering the fact he already spent 3 months on the sets of 'Zila Ghaziabad'!

Sanjay Dutt conviction:
Now that a star campaigner in Sanjay Dutt won't be available for Cong, they will have to bank on Mahesh Bhatt types!

After seeing Katrina eating mango in the 'Slice' advertisement, I wonder how she eats Banana!

When I first heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi Sinha.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!

When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day;
When Shammi Kapoor died, we were bombarded with clips from his old movies;
When Jagjit Singh died, we could hear nothing but his old ghazals;
Let's pray for Sunny Leone's long life lest...

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
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"Kaafi with Karan"!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Ang Lee casts Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi & Abhishek Bachchan in his sequel and names it,
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"Life of Rai"!