Banta: Farah Khan Tweeted that the term "shirin-farhad" uncannily resembles the couple...SHIRISH-FARAH!
Santa: Didn't she notice "the gender change"?
Sunny Leone's lingerie auction comes with a catch. With every bra/panty of Sunny, you will have to buy a 'Kachha' (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt.
Sajid Khan is so fat that when he fell in love, he broke it.
Bollywood Celebrities romanticizing rains today will tweet about being stuck in traffic tomorrow.
IIFA awards are like return gifts at an 8 year old's birthday party. Everyone who attendsit, gets one.
After "Koffee with Karan", one Marathi channel has suggested "Soha Ali Khan" to host a show called "Poha with Soha"!
Ra.One must have been made in China bcoz it had Iski Li, Uski Li and Sabki Li in it. Naturally it had to be fake and thus a flop.

Film "Dukhi Mann Mere" shall be screened on the following days:
Moanday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Frightday
Shatterday
Sadday
Sunny Leone's lingerie to be auctioned. They could call it "The Leonegerie Auction".

Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya!
Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife!