Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!

Kings XI defeat RCB at Bangalore.
Preity Zinta rocks if it's Wed-Ness-day!

Sincerely hope Preity Zinta's team KXIP wins the IPL else there's always a chance she might start acting again.

Rajesh Khanna: Pushpa, I hate tears. These fans will dry them up for you !

Why did Rajesh Khanna cross the road?
The (Havell's) fans were on the other side.

For the first time in the history of Indian Cinema, an actor (Rajesh Khanna) is selling his (Havell) fans.

The Rajesh Khanna ad makes me feel pity more than anything. Poor chap hasn't aged well. Someone please give him an AC instead of those fans!
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Rajesh Khanna is now modelling for Havells. So he has made a career switch?

If Rakhi Sawant doesn't score a Rajya Sabha nomination in a year or so, I will lose all hope in democracy.
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What Amitabh Bachchan couldn't do, Congress has done. Finally, Rekha and Jaya Bachchan in the same house.

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