What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly.
What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi.
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up, else Salman will come.
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid?
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor again.
In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?
A: KAMEENA
After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
'The battery is OK'.
Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.
Who unwittingly portrayed as the 1st gay in Bollywood?
Manoj Kumar - He sang the song: 'Bas yehi apradh main har baar karta hu, Aadmi hu aadmi se pyar karta hu!', in the movie Pehchan.
Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming