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There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing!

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Varun Dhawan: Messi retired!
Alia Bhatt: Meri Bhi Maasi Retire Ho Gayi, Railway Mein Thi, Aur Tumhari?

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Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!

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Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!

After the leak of Panama Papers...
It is evident that both Amitabh and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan are hiding money from Abhishek Bachchan!

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Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!

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There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!

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Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then...
they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight!

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Hrithik Roshan divorced.
Farhan Akhtar divorced.
Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.
Katrina parts away from Ranbir.
Even Kalki separated.
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!

Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to....
Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria Bangur Cement Sasta Nahi Sabse Acha Award goes to.....