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Dhoni is a very intelligent captain. Whenever playing against other countries, he uses Hindi language for on field communications so that batsmen don't get it.
Whenever playing against Pakistan, he switches it to English for the same reason!

#WC2015 - I love #PakistanCricket team
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When they lose to #India!

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Dear BBC,

Since you people are interested in making documentries on rape victims, will you consider making one on current English cricket team?

Sincerly yours!

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SA: If they call us Chokers, what name would best suit England?
BAN: Movers & Packers!

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PAKvsZIM
McCullum: 50 runs in 19 balls.
Pakistan team: 50 runs in 19 overs.

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PAKvsZIM
Congratulations to the Pakistani team. Finally, they'll get the LED stumps so that they can use it during power cuts!

India beat UAE convincingly at WC2015:
UAE's revenge - Petrol and Diesel prices increase by more than Rs 3 per litter!

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Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl:
Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun.
Girl: What?
Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
Girl: Please speak in English.
Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!

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India vs UAE:
Too much pressure on Kerala. They don't know which team to support!

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Gayle's 215 against Zim:
When Gayle bats, the fielders become spectators and the spectators become fielders!
Such is the prowess!

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