
IND vs AUS
Dhoni on:
Day 1 - Let's win this match
Day 2 - We are in this
Day 3 - We can save this
Day 4 - We can still save this
Day 5 - The pitch was bad!

India-Australia Test Series:
Boxing day test starts from today. I'm afraid Kohli, Shikhar, Dhoni, Vijaya and Pujara are going to get swollen eyes. And Anushka swollen lips!

A Boxing Day Test Match is one where you put all of Team India in a box and ship them back to India. Also called Ghar Wapsi!
After watching 264 by Rohit Sharma against Lankans, Anushka to Virat -
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Please forward me Rohit's number, I won't have to change even my Surname!
India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
India's Test Series defeat against England - 2014:
The first set of people to have taken PM Modi's speech seriously is the Indian Cricket team.
They believe in making Runs only in India!

Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures...
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
IPL 7:
Vijay Mallya: Yuvraj, why didn't you perform better earlier also?
Yuvraj: It's not my fault. I performed well only after your cheque cleared!
IPL 7:
The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives, even after 14 years of marriage!
IPL 7:
There's no difference between Kings XI Punjab and Delhi Daredevils.
Kings XI Punjab has won 7 matches so far and...
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Delhi Daredevils have lost 7 matches so far!