IPL 6 finals were such an anti-climax. No one got detained, arrested or slapped!
New Incentive Scheme announced by Mukesh Ambani for Mumbai Indians:
If they win IPL 6 final, all players will get chance to lift "Nita Ambani" turn wise.
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And if they loose they have to lift his son Akash Ambani!
IPL 6:
Once all arrests are done by the Mumbai and the Delhi police, they can start a tournament with two new teams - Arthur Road Indians and Tihar Daredevils!
IPL is the modern version of the Mahabharata.
Family feud, power struggle, intrigue, deception and betting - it has it all... and not to miss, it even has God!
Sreesanth and the bookies should have known 13 is an unlucky number.
They wouldn't have been caught if they'd fixed to concede 14 runs!
IPL 6 Qualifiers:
Temperature in Delhi is around 44 degree and cricketers are sweating profusely but afraid of using towels!
Vindoo Dara Singh probably used to give the bowlers signs by hiding/showing his teeth as to how many runs to concede per over!
Sree Sree Sreesanth - the art of fixing!
Innovative ad outside a gynaecologist:
We charge very less per delivery compared to Sreesanth!
Raj Kapoor was real visionary. He made Shree(santh) 420 in 1955!