Husband to wife, "Hey honey, do you have anything you want to say before the IPL season starts?
In the hindsight, Aussies came to play Cricket in India 4 nothing.
Cricket: After watching new Indian openers continuous good perfomance, Sehwag and Gambhir uploaded their resume at naukri.com
India-Australia Test Series-2013
Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja taught Michael Clarke
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The Art Of 'LEAVING'!
9 out of 10 times Ravi Shastri would say "9 out of 10 times".
India-Pak ODI series:
India loses 1-2
India's batsmen didn't do much; but Bharat's bowlers were excellent.
ODI Series loss against Pakistan:
The lack of discipline and understanding in the Cricket Team is because it's a mixed team of Indians and Bharatwasis. One really doesn't as to which country one is playing for.
Yesterday's news of gangrape at Kolkata by 11 Pakistani found to be untrue; as no complaint was received against the accused. Being consenting adults, proceedings to be initiated due to indecent public behaviour as there was a live telecast and it took place in broad daylight in front of more than 90000 audience.
Now what will the Board of Corruption in Cricket in India say about us losing to Pakistan in such a gallant manner?
Another ghastly gangrape takes place, now in Kolkata. 11 Pakistanis are reportedly being held responsible for it.