
Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!
#Balltampering

#Balltampering
No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!

Australian men are born cheaters.
I feel sorry for their women!
#balltampering

Media adviser: "Remember to say shocked."
Sutherland: "Anything else?
Adviser: "Disappointed."
Sutherland: "Seriously?"
Adviser: "Yes, you can say seriously. Many times."
#balltampering

BanCroft's name says it all. He has ban in his name!
#BALLTAMPERING

Guy 1: When was Virat Kohli out of form?
Guy 2: Don't remember... it was perhaps centuries ago!

No one scored more than 18 runs in this Pakistani innings. They misunderstood the meaning of "Under-19" cricket!

Virat Kohli beat India by 2 runs. India scores 151 in 2nd innings of the 2nd Test against SA; whereas Virat Kohli scored 153 in the 1st innings!

Shaadi Virat Ne Ki Aur Celebrate Rohit Kar Raha Hai.
Isko Bolte Hain Begaani Shaadi Mein Abdullah Dewaana!

Virat Ne Apni Shaadi Mein Nahi Bulaya Iska Gussa... Rohit Sharma - Sri Lanka Ke Bowlers Per Utaar Raha Hai!