I don't hate school.
I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.
Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!
Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: MBA; and you?
Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
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Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.
Misery of a teacher:
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.
I hate Maths but I love counting money.
Attitude during Board Exams:
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!
With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.