1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
Exams are like Girl Friends:
Too Many Questions.
Difficult to Understand.
More Explanation is Needed.
Result is always FAILURE!
The funniest situation in student life:
When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, "Please cover your answer sheets"!
Why do they call them final exams if they just keep happening?
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers:
Mechanical Engineers build weapons,
And Civil Engineers build targets!
One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking!
With every wrong answer that I write in my exam... my future honeymoon tends to shift from Mauritius to Mahabaleshwar!
Dear Maths,
I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabets!
Sincerely,
Student!
Life in School:
Most irritating moment: Morning alarm
Most dreadful journey: Way to class
Most tragic moment: Surprise test in 1st period
Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent