I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim. So... same thing!
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I am going on a World Tour to study how I can reduce my wasteful expenditure!
The world is not full of assholes. But they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!
The longest 5 seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube!
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain... and most do!
I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience...
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
If I offended anyone with my comments, I assure you that was purely my intention!
Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining!