Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die!
I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D!
To all the healthy eaters and dieters:
It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.
It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.
Enjoy the holiday season!
My favorite sport is running to the door to get pizza delivery!
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!
Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?
If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories?