The past of eat is ate and the future of ate is...
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Weight.
And the most funny part is that people realise it when its TOO LATE!
January-February: Fried Food, Paranthas
March-April: Holi, Baisakhi and Harvest Season
May- June: Travel, Holiday and Grandparents visits
July-August: Mangoes and Fruit Season
September-October: Festivals - thus Mithai Season
November-December: Weddings and Parties Season
All Year Round: Chicken, Pizza and Burgers
Months with 'R' in them: Fish Season
Bhai Sahib, WEIGHT Kam Ho to Ho Kaise?
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch!
It's hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.
It's even harder to sleep when you know there is
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some left over Butter Chicken in the fridge!
Whoever snuck the letter 's' in "Fast Food" must have been a very clever person!
The best way to a woman's heart is by saying those three words:
"You lost weight!"
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine!
If it comes from a plant, eat it;
If it is made in Plant, don't!
The leading cause of obesity is...
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"Free Home Delivery"!
If God meant us to touch our toes, He would have put them higher up our body!